michelle. (michelle_eg) wrote in vain_bastards,
michelle.
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  1. Your name: Michelle
  2. Your age: Do the math, I was born in 03/16/1989.
  3. Your Location:  Muk-Town, Washington ... about 30 min north of  Seattle, WA
  4. Occupation: Student (Part-time vacuum sales rep.)
  5. Hair color: Chestnut brown
  6. Top five fav bands of all time: No Doubt, Fleetwood Mac, Queen, Hejira, Bob Marley & the Wailers
  7. Top five fav Movies: If you hate my movies, you and I will both hate you. 'Cause The Clockwork Orange, Grease, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Turn of the Screw, and Chicago are definitely good flicks.
  8. Cookies or brownies? Caramel brownies? Yes, please.
  9. T or F: "I hate diet cherry coke" FALSE. The combination of zero calories and bizarre, syrupy flavor is irresistable.
  10. wikkedy wack or the regular type? Erm....regular.
  11. Are you a hot guy? I could be...Hmmm...
  12. Lush or not lush? Lush!
  13. Voiped or arrowed? Uh-oh...This isn't, like, Lost In Translation, or something, is it? Um....arrowed.
  14. What is your favorite word? Spork. I mean, honestly. Spork.

Hot pictures?! Please, God, let that be sarcasm...

 

Apologies in advance...but I DO like Pinnochio...

 

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about

splinters when they were having sex.

Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio

skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through

town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

="bas·tard (bstrd) n. A child born out of wedlock; Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin; Slang: A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.">

 

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